as per a discussion with Smity today on the effects of that awful book about shiny vampires, it has been determined that the zombie apocalypse will be an effect of said book. i went to the school today to chill and say goodbye to some of my teachers and i saw Gracie while i was there. then, when Gracie and i were passing by the band room we caught a glimpse of Smity and absolutely HAD to stop in and say hello. so after Gracie had to go and have lunch with her aunt Smity and started to discuss the awfulness of said book, which was brought about by my concern that my unknowing aunt and uncle from michigan might happen to get a copy for me as a graduation gift... blegh....
so while discussing the horrendous atrocity that is that book it was brought up that certain people are most likely rolling in there graves... ie: Shakespeare. :) i adore Shakespeare... anyways, this is what will end up happening:
Shakespeare will become so upset that he will rise from his grave, and of course he will be a zombie, and he will start attacking twilight fangirls (and fanboys). and of course, he will be moaning and what not (the way zombies do) in perfect iambic pentameter. (we then segwayed into contemplating how cool it would be to see Shakespeare as a zombie, but from a very high rooftop of from behind a very large blockade of some sort; for obvious reasons...) it has thusly been determined that zombie Shakespeare will start infecting everyone, as zombies tend to do, and that will lead to the infestation and subsequent zombie apocalypse; and all because of that awful book...
and so there you have it. the cause of the zombie apocalypse: bad literature.
--as always
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